Mishawaka, IN – Despite being on his phone for at least forty two minutes of his hour long gym trip, YMCA member Daniel Rosen still looks pretty big, all things considered.
“I usually get to the gym, spend two to fifteen minutes pairing my Bluetooth earbuds with my phone,” said Rosen. “Then I’ll do about ten yoga push-ups and move over to the Kettlebells and look at them for a bit. I’ll get out the foam roller and massage my T-bands, sometime pausing to talk to the female personal trainer who is way younger than me. Then I follow that up with a thorough cool down of checking Instagram while loitering in the squat rack.”
Gym goers also reported curiosity as to what kind of job Rosen has that he can spend 90 minutes playing grab-ass at the gym in the middle of the day.