Report: 93% of Snowmen Built By Slightly Irritated Adults

Evanston, IL – A recent Northwest University study concluded that nearly all of the snowmen built around the world are done so by exasperated, mildly-grouchy adults.  Despite the reputation as being a wholesome activity of childhood winters, the study found that most children pitch the idea for building a snowman, participate for 13 seconds, then grow bored and complain that they want to go inside and watch Paw Patrol.  This leaves the parent to complete the remaining 22 minutes of work required to complete the average three-sphere snowman.

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