Total Jokes 10/16/17

 

  • A nutritional study in India has revealed that 40% of children are under-nourished while 33% are obese.  Bad news for Indian health policy makers; terrible news for Indian see-saw salesmen.

 

  • Jenniffer Gonzalez-Colon, Congressional Representative for Puerto Rico has said that President Trump has given, “Everything we asked of him.”  This is not the first time Trump has said, “See? She was asking for it!”

 

  • Scientists report that two neutron stars have collided resulting in the creation of gamma rays and heavy elements like gold.  In a related note, scientists are happy to also report the sighting of an Intergalactic Hulk Pimp.

 

  • A 15 year old, one-legged water polo player is on the verge of leading his team to another State Championship in Michigan.  Meanwhile, I got sad when it was rainy yesterday.

 

  • Colin Kaepernick has accused the NFL owners of colluding to keep him out of the league.  NFL owners have said that they were not colluding but just playing Contain.

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