A Job Interview with the WWE


Vince McMahon: Well I see that you’re applying for our open pro wrestler position.  Tell me about your qualifications.

Wrestler: Well, I’m 6’7.  250 lbs of solid muscle and I have greasy black hair.

Vince McMahon: Wow. That will be something new for the audience.  What’s your ring attire look like?

Wrestler: I wear black to the ring.

Vince McMahon: Bold choice.  How about your character?

Wrestler: I don’t know.  I guess my character just kind of has a general bad attitude.  Maybe kind of a badass that doesn’t talk a lot?

Vince McMahon: That’s a breath of fresh air.  Finally, can you wrestle?

Wrestler: I thought I’d kind of learn as I go if that’s ok with you.

Vince McMahon: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

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