Vladimir Putin brought his pet labrador to a security meeting with German Chancellor Angela Merkel, who is scared of dogs. Taking this as a cue, Donald Trump has promoted a ventriloquist dummy to Secretary of State.
A Major League Baseball umpire Monday sued the league for racial discrimination. It’s hard to imagine the same people that brought you Chief Wahoo could be capable of racial discrimination.
Volvo’s Australian trial runs for self-driving cars are experiencing difficulties because of the vast number of Kangaroos crossing the roads thus confirming all stereotypes about Australia.
NASA has publicly denied outrageous claims by some conspiracy theorists that there are child slave colonies on Mars. It does not refute the fact however, that it has been receiving some disturbing messages from the Mars Rover.