Inside the Offices of Raytheon
After the US launched Tomahawk missiles at Syrian targets, Raytheon’s stock jumped up $2.25.
Raytheon Employee #1: Hey, did you hear! Assad used Sarin gas on children! At least 10 dead! The US is launching a counterstrike tonight…with Raytheon Tomahawk missiles!
Raytheon Employee #2: Wow! That’s great! What are you going to do with your quarterly bonus check?
Raytheon Employee #1: Jeez…I don’t know. Maybe new towels?