Total Jokes 2/13


After a meeting with President Trump, CEO of Intel Brian Krzanich announced that they’d be building a $7 billion dollar domestic factory in Arizona.  Analysts say that the factory could create hundreds of jobs for local robots.


President Trump met with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudaue to talk about his penis…er…uh…foreign policy!  I meant foreign policy!

Playboy has announced it will return to publishing nude photos in its magazine.  You can find the new issue of Playboy underneath a teenager’s mattress near you!

With the Nation’s increased awareness of gender equality issues, the Women’s World Football League has been gaining membership.  It’s a strong signal to the young girls that women can do anything men can do, especially die prematurely from CTE.


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