Total Jokes 2/13

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After a meeting with President Trump, CEO of Intel Brian Krzanich announced that they’d be building a $7 billion dollar domestic factory in Arizona.  Analysts say that the factory could create hundreds of jobs for local robots.

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President Trump met with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudaue to talk about his penis…er…uh…foreign policy!  I meant foreign policy!

Playboy has announced it will return to publishing nude photos in its magazine.  You can find the new issue of Playboy underneath a teenager’s mattress near you!

With the Nation’s increased awareness of gender equality issues, the Women’s World Football League has been gaining membership.  It’s a strong signal to the young girls that women can do anything men can do, especially die prematurely from CTE.

 

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