Total Jokes 1/3/17

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  • The world’s oldest known killer whale is missing and thought to be dead.  Police have already taken Brendan Dassey into custody for questioning.
  • A new documentary suggests that the Titanic actually sunk because of complications from a coal fire in addition to hitting an iceberg.  The lesson of course: everyone on the Titanic was a really huge idiot.
  • Wendy’s gained a lot of social media attention after they embarrassed a twitter critic on Monday who didn’t believe their slogan, “Fresh Never Frozen Beef.”  Meanwhile the Burger King spent 42 minutes on PornHub.com.
  • The Republican-led Congress is considering gutting the house ethics committee.  It’s a response to their many constituents calling for nationwide Ethic Cleansing.

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