Total Jokes 12/29

Online retailer Amazon has recently filed a patent for a floating fulfillment center which will be suspended 45,000 feet in the air.   Amazon employees are reportedly not looking forward to that commute.

Donald Trump will be writing his own innaguration speech.  The President-elect has reportedly spent several hours trying to find a synonym for “bigly.”

R+B Artist Trey Songz was arrested after he began throwing stage equipment at police during a concert.  To be fair to Trey, the police officers had been yelling “Freebird” all night long.

A new study says that a long, stable marriage may increase a man’s chances of survival after a stroke.  That is of course, if you remembered her birthday this year.


Actress Debbie Reynolds passed away at the age of 84.  The Nation is in Good Mourning,  Good Mourning!


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