Total Jokes 9/19


  • Actress Sara Paulson won an Emmy for playing Marcia Clark, lead prosecutor in the OJ Simpson case.  Critics praised her portrayal despite its lack of conviction.
  • Bernie Sanders has said that he wants to stop Donald Trump at all costs.  These costs would then be passed on to the taxpayers.
  • Rapper Nelly is supposedly facing a $2.4 million dollar debt to the IRS.  Sources say the rapper will need to lien back…lien back…
  • A Utah woman received praise after she pumped breastmilk while running a marathon.  The race will now be known as the Tough Udder.


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