Inside the Offices of DC/Warner Brothers After Reading Reviews of Suicide Squad

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CEO: We’re getting killed in the press.  People keep saying that Suicide Squad is dog poop when compared to Captain America: Civil War.  What are people complaining about?

Junior Associate #1: They’re saying that there are too many characters.

CEO: The Captain America movie had a fight scene where the 12 main characters fought each other!!  12 main characters!

Junior Associate#2:  I know.  I know.  This writer says that the Joker treats Harley Quinn in  an abusive manner.

CEO: Joker is a bad guy.  He’s not a good guy.  And correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure  Hawkeye actually smacks around Scarlett Johansson like 7 times in that movie.

Junior Associate #3: Ahem, yes.  They’re saying the character of El Diablo reinforces stereotypes of latinos.

CEO: MARVEL HAS A BLACK CHARACTER CALLED BLACK PANTHER WHO LIVES IN A JUNGLE!!

Junior Associate #3: Yes, but…we’re not Marvel.

CEO: No.  No.  I suppose we’re not…

 

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