CEO: We’re getting killed in the press. People keep saying that Suicide Squad is dog poop when compared to Captain America: Civil War. What are people complaining about?
Junior Associate #1: They’re saying that there are too many characters.
CEO: The Captain America movie had a fight scene where the 12 main characters fought each other!! 12 main characters!
Junior Associate#2: I know. I know. This writer says that the Joker treats Harley Quinn in an abusive manner.
CEO: Joker is a bad guy. He’s not a good guy. And correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure Hawkeye actually smacks around Scarlett Johansson like 7 times in that movie.
Junior Associate #3: Ahem, yes. They’re saying the character of El Diablo reinforces stereotypes of latinos.
CEO: MARVEL HAS A BLACK CHARACTER CALLED BLACK PANTHER WHO LIVES IN A JUNGLE!!
Junior Associate #3: Yes, but…we’re not Marvel.
CEO: No. No. I suppose we’re not…