Total Jokes 7/23

Le'Veon Bell

  • After being suspended for violating the NFL’s drug testing policy, Leveon Bell will be writing a book about how to create good Marijuana cigarettes.  It will be called For Whom the Bell Rolls.
  • Le’Veon Bell says he often feels knee discomfort when running on astroturf.  Apparently, he does much better on grass.
  • The new all-female Ghostbusters movie fell short of its earning goals..  This just exposes the inherent bias the American public has for mediocre movies.  
  • The movie generated approximately seventy five cents to every dollar an all male movie would have made.
  • After Melania Trump was accused of plagiarizing her Convention speech, Donald Trump apologized and reaffirmed his pledge to be the best first black president this country has ever seen.  

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