Total Jokes: 7/16

After defeating Mark Hunt at UFC 200, Brock Lesnar is now facing allegations that he used performance enhancing drugs.  “There’s no way any sort of steroid or other body-altering substance was used,” said Lesnar’s pecs.


Two men in California had to be rescued after they fell down a cliff while playing the wildly popular iPhone game “Pokemon Go Get Help!” is attempting to get its clientele back after a hacking scandal.  The website has reportedly been standing outside its clients house with a boombox playing “In Your Eyes.”

Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger is going to be a father again.  Apparently, the 72 year old is still physically able to get some Satisfaction.


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