Area Man Apparently has $36.00 to Spend on Beers


Bradenton, FL – During a Grapefruit league game between the Miami Marlins and the Pittsburgh Pirates, local man Dan Arnett shelled out $36.00 for four cans of Miller Lite and didn’t so much as bat an eye-lash.  Arnett, who we can only presume to be some type of oil baron, shipping magnate, or successful hedge fund manager, ripped open his velcro wallet and gave two wrinkled twenty dollar bills to the beer vendor.  Ever the benevolent philanthropist, he passed the precious commodities on to those seated next to him.

In another display befitting a man possessing unbridled wealth, the plutocratic Arnett waved away the vendor when he attempted to make change as though single bills were an annoyance.

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