Rapper Fabolous gave his 7-year-old son, Johan, two blinged-out Rolex watches totaling $34,000. The watches will be useful when Johan wants to learn about time, like the time his dad blew his college savings fund.
A new report says that Kylie Jenner holds the record this year for likes on Instagram with over 1 billion. When friends told Jenner that she had so many likes that she’d never be able to count them all, she replied “Wow! I’ve got 7?”
In Washington State, a glitch in a prison computer system has allowed over 3,200 inmates to be released early. See? This is what happens when you hire The Joker to be your IT guy.
Ex-New York Governor George Pataki has withdrawn from the 2016 Presidential Race. In related news, George Pataki was apparently part of the 2016 Presidential Race.
In Illinois, emergency workers spent several hours rescuing a cat who was stuck in a pipe drain. The cat thanked the workers for their efforts by looking at them briefly then running underneath the ottoman.