We asked 100 people if they knew the difference between Ms. Columbia and Ms. Philippines…
Indiana Pacers forward Paul George reportedly received a thirty-five thousand dollar fine from the NBA on Saturday for using a profane word while criticizing a referee. In related news, my Dad owes the NBA seven-hundred and forty million dollars.
The US average for gasoline has hit $2.00 per gallon the lowest since 2009. Good news for the US economy. Great news for frugal arsonists!
A Salvadoran man is being sued for $1M stemming from an incident in which he was stranded at sea and ate his fellow shipmate. The man was quoted as saying, “I mean, he was good. Not $1 M dollars good…but you know…fine.”
A church in the German capital of Berlin recently held a Star Wars-themed service as part of a series attempting to attract younger members. Stay tuned next week for a Sermon titled “Netflix and Goodwill”.