In Houston, a man shut down a major highway so he could propose to his girlfriend. Enraged motorists were happy to show the man the finger next to the one the engagement ring goes on.
A new study shows that sleeping with a dog is a good way to get a more secure and relaxed rest. The same study showed that sleeping with a cat is a good way to get scratch marks on your feet.
A group of pigeons attracted to the warmth of grow lights in a drug dealers house inadvertently helped police in the UK find $70,000 of illegal marijuana. Apparently, they were stool pigeons.
Martin Shkreli, a pharmaceutical industry entrepreneur previously criticized for raising the price of life-saving drugs, was arrested early Thursday on securities fraud charges. The Judge originally set his bail at $130,000 but then jacked it up to $72,000,000 for no reason.
Russian President Vladimir Putin said recently that Donald Trump is the “absolute leader in the presidential race” adding that he is “a bright and talented person.” Putin then suppressed a laugh and said, “You guys should definitely elect him.”