Brooklyn, NY – This weekend marked the grand opening of a new restaurant which gives pregnant couples a chance to glimpse into their future culinary experiences.
Poubelle from head chef Hector Rawls features fine French Fusion and will encourage patrons to eat their meal right over a garbage can or kitchen sink.
“We wanted to be authentic to the parental experience,” said Chef Rawls. “Our entire restaurant was built to replicate the eating habits of a new parent.”
The menu features everything from a half-assed peanut butter sandwich to a handful of raisins. The restaurant will be open at 6:00 AM until 9:00 PM. Then it will be open again at 12:30 AM and…Christ…here we go again…at 4:12 AM.
As for ambiance, the dining room PA system will play certain sound effects on repeat such as the clattering of something falling onto a tile floor and the sound of a kid softly whining for no damn reason.