Anthony Bourdain SLAMS Your Mom’s Three-Cheese Lasagna

Atlanta, GA – Anthony Bourdain has never been one to hold back on his criticisms of other culinary figures including Guy Fieri, Paula Deen and Adam Richman.  Now the sharp-tongued raconteur has finally turned his sights to your Mom.

Calling her Three-Cheese Lasagna “bland as f—,” the famous chef and adventurer slammed your Mom’s cooking prowess during an interview with Atlanta Magazine.  “The woman has absolutely no imagination,” he went on to say.  “Her noodles are overcooked and the sauce could have been thrown together by some drunken sophomore at Ohio State.  She has consistently shown that she doesn’t belong near an oven unless she’s going to turn on the gas and put her head inside.”

Bourdain’s diatribe went on to blast your Grandma’s Waldorf salad saying, “Mayonnaise is supposed to be the dressing, not the f—ing main ingredient,” and referred to your Uncle Robbie’s hamburgers as “the reason why the rest of the world hates America.”

Sources say Bourdain is constantly agitated due to the stresses of being a TV host who is forced to travel on an expense account to exotic foreign locations and meet interesting people, all while sampling the finest food and alcohol and getting paid handsomely for it.

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