Total Jokes: 6/21/2015

  • Jeb Bush announced his candidacy for President in 2015.  Bush made the decision after he misread a survey that said Americans want another brother in the white house.
  • Target is now going to build small CVS Pharmacies in all of their new stores.  Inside the CVS will be a small Best Buy, which will contain an even smaller California Pizza Kitchen.
  • Boeing is testing a new 787 Passenger Airplane that which features new technological advances such as vibration cancellation, electric engine architecture, and dynamic LED lighting.  However, the technological improvements on barf bags remain woefully behind the times.
  • A DISH Network employee was fired after the company found out he used medical marijuana.  The employee has already found a much better job over at the BOWL network.

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