Total Jokes: 6/1/2015

  • A Hooters waitress in Georgia offered to give her kidney to a regular customer at the restaurant.  “That’s great,” said the man. “But I ordered Buffalo wings.”
  • An 82-year-old man in Florida was arrested for slashing a woman’s tires because he said she sat in his favorite bingo seat.  The court has sentenced the man to life in prison, or until August, whatever comes first.
  • Homeowners in a quiet Charlotte neighborhood are fed up with a man they say has been standing in his doorway naked for all to see.  This gives a whole new meaning to the term “Cul de Sac.”
  • Actress Lindsay Lohan has two weeks left to complete 240 hours of her court ordered community service.  For those Lindsay Lohan fans doing the math at home, you’re literally the only Lindsay Lohan fans capable of doing math.
  • Police in Pleasant Grove, Utah, said a man needed money to bail out his girlfriend so he robbed a local Credit Union.  Now they are both locked in to a 15 year term.

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