Knock-Knock Joke as Told by My 4-year Old Nephew

Nephew: Uncle Jeff.  Uncle Jeff.  Uncle Jeff.  Uncle Jeff.  (pause) Uncle Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffffffff…

Me: Yes.

Nephew: I have a joke.

Me: Ok.  Let’s hear it.

Nephew: Knock, knock.

Me: Who’s there?

Nephew (looking at a lamp): Um…lamp.

Me: Lamp Who?

Nephew: Lamp…um…poop.  (Runs to his dad giggling and hides behind his leg).

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