For those people planning to over-imbibe tonight for the Steelers game, I’d like to present you a new recipe for a drink I believe can unseat the Bloody Mary from its throne as the best drink to cure a hangover:
The Pink Bath
Pour Pepto and vodka into a clean drink shaker. Add 2 ice cubes to chill. Crush Excedrin tabs and place them in a dish. Wet the rim of the glass and dip into the powder. Take Pepto and vodka mix and pour into glass. Squeeze lemon wedge on top as a garnish.
Drink this. Eat a piece of burnt toast. Turn your cell phone off. Close the blinds and watch Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers