While at Mulligan’s Tap Room on Saturday night, area man Tad Swanson was dismayed to discover that he could no longer identify his glass. “Damn it,” said Swanson as he held both glasses of beer up to the light. “Does this look like a Sam Adams?” The local man was accompanied to the bar by his friend Dean, whose Killian’s Irish Red was placed next to his Boston Lager while they were playing darts. Dean is reportedly in good health and is “not sick or anything.”
Sources say that Swanson is currently sniffing the rim of the glass, mistakenly believing he can detect his own scent.