Street Jokes: Couples Counseling

I know it’s hack to tell “street jokes.”  But sometimes I just really like them and want to share them.  www.reddit.com/r/jokes has a lot of great ones.  I’ll post these from time to time if there are any I really like.  Again, these aren’t mine.  I just read them…

A man and a wife go to a therapist for couples counseling.

When the therapist asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable – an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?”

The man thought for a moment.  “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I fish.”

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