Baby Resume

Babies are generally helpless, do-nothing, free-loaders, who eat and sleep all day.  Not my kid.  He’s getting a damn job.  And even though he’s not born yet, I’m going to put him to work.  This is the resume I wrote for my baby.

Is anyone hiring?

Baby Resume

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