Other Manning Brother to be Returned to Family Unharmed

FOUND!!

New York, NY – Sources confirm that Cooper Manning was found safe and unscathed just minutes after the Seattle Seahawks soundly defeated his brother’s Denver Broncos.

“About 30 minutes ago, my captors removed my blindfold and said I could go,” Manning said.  “They said my brother was a good boy and he had ‘done like we told him.'”