Grammar

I had someone correct my grammar the other day.  We were in a group and they asked me how I was doing and I said, I’m good. “They looked at everyone, then back to me and said, “I think you meant, ‘I’m well.’”

Bert

Wow!  I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we are all really impressed that you were able to remember an obscure trivia point from 7th grade English class.  Hmm, what could I give you that I remember from 7th grade?  Oh, I know…

Wedgie!!!

Seriously, if you are passionate about grammar, you literally need  to go to a bridge climb to the top and jump off.  And just to piss you off, I didn’t use commas to list anything in that last sentence.  I’ll join all independent clauses with a colon if I want to: I’m crazy!

There are all these rules for writing that don’t make sense to me.  Like you’re not allowed to end a sentence with a preposition.  I literally don’t know how to do that.  I’ll be typing something up and it will say, “You can understand where he’s coming from.”  And the little annoying grammar checker will say, “Consider revising.”  I don’t know how else to say that.   “He is coming from a place that you can see?”  “There are places that you can see from which he comes!”  Sometimes I’ll try too hard and end up sounding like an old English lawyer.

“From whence he came is a place that one is able to see.”

In case you didn’t notice language is an evolving mechanism.  It changes all the time. I remember in the 90’s I never thought we’d ever stop saying everything was Radical or Tubular!  But around the time I turned 28, I stopped watching the Ninja Turtles and now here we are.

Google wasn’t a verb 5 years ago.  Now it is.  I’ll use it in a sentence.  “You need to Google  how to find meaning in your life.”

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