He’s Here…and He’s Stronger

I’ve often expressed the rational concern that one day, a Jeff Konkle from another reality and I will eventually engage in battle.  And if the following picture, taken by a friend of mine at a convention center in San Diego is any indication, I’m toast.

“I’m Jeff Konkle, from the alternate reality where everyone deadlifts all the time.  I’ve come here to destroy you.

This dude looks like me if I drank the ooze from Ninja Turtles II.