Hot Damn…It’s a New Day has entered into its caterpillar cocoon and has emerged a feeble butterfly.  There will still be changes coming, but this is pretty much it.  Not bad huh?  I know no one likes change so I’ve picked a perfect comedy-related piece to get you through this transition:

[fade up to New York City skyline with smokestacks]

Voiceover: And now, from the news capital of the world, it’s Weekend Update with Colin Quinn!

[dissolve to Colin at the Update desk]

Colin Quinn: You know how you go to your favorite bar, and your local bartender isn’t there? You ask, “Where’s Jeff?” “Jeff no longer works here, I’m Steve.” And you’re thinking, “Hey, who’s this idiot? I like Jeff.” But you still want your drink? And even though Steve doesn’t mix your drink the same way you’re used to, like Jeff, you still like the same bar, you don’t want to have to go to a different bar. And even Steve might feel kinda bad because Jeff trained him. Jeff showed him how to work the cash register, where the tonic was on the soda gun, who tips, who doesn’t….Well…I’m Steve. What can I get you? [cheers and applause]…Thank ah!…All right….Thank you.

This website is now Steve.  Jeff got fired for stealing rolls of toilet paper.

One comment

  1. The Truth · September 13, 2011

    Steve Holt!

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