A cryptic Instagram video released by Taylor Swift shows nothing but a snake slithering against a black background. Fans believe that the video is Swift is either trying to put her haters on notice or chronicling her escape from the Temple of Doom.
A 25-year-old man is in custody after he was caught trying to blow up a statue of Confederate Army Major Dick Dowling. This news has lead to many American’s to believe that Major Dick Dowling would make a great porn name.
Comedy legend Jerry Lewis died this week. His memorial service will take place at Synagogue Beth-El Flavin’ Nice Lady Hoy!
Cleveland Brown’s Quarterback Jack DeValve became the first white player to kneel during the national anthem. Predictably, it just didn’t seem as cool afterwards.
The website http://www.CelebJihad.com is under fire for publishing hacked nude photos of Tiger Woods. The Pulitzer Prize commission is reportedly debating on whether or not to retract http://www.CelebJihad.com’s many, many awards.