Monthly Archives: February 2012
Purgatorio
“Through me the way to the suffering city; Through me the everlasting pain; Through me the way that runs among the Lost. Justice urged on my exalted Creator: Divine Power made me, The Supreme Wisdom and the Primal Love. Nothing was made before me but eternal things And I endure eternally. Abandon all hope – Ye Who Enter Here.”
Filed under Unsettling, Utter Non-sense
A Confederacy of Dunces and the Problem of Adaptation
Ed. Note – I realize most of you could give two craps about this topic. Mail them to me. Being in the pro bono humor writing business can be a challenge. Getting someone to physically laugh at something they read … Continue reading
Filed under High-Brow, Uncategorized, Unrelatable, Utter Non-sense
United Engineers Unveil Crash-Proof Aircraft Prototype
Atlanta, GA – Engineers at United have completed the construction of what the company is a calling “the world’s safest airplane.” It is a landmark innovation for the beleaguered carrier, which reported a net loss of $325 million in Q4. … Continue reading
Filed under Fake News, Stand-Up Comedy
Boba Fett: Imperial Employee or Independent Contractor?
Many times organizations will face challenges for which they are not prepared. Perhaps they don’t have the skill set in-house to complete an assignment. Current employees aren’t trained to effectively execute a specific directive. Maybe it’s just a matter of … Continue reading
Filed under High-Brow, Unrelatable, Utter Non-sense
Steve Byrne and the Pittsburgh Takeover
Yet another home-grown comedian has made an enormous stride. Comedian Steve Byrne has just landed his own show on TBS called “Sullivan and Son.” The first run of the show will be about 10 episodes long and will be set … Continue reading
Filed under Rejoicing, Stand-Up Comedy
